doggosource:

peekaboo

(via everlasting-zephyr)

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Dec 12, 2018

mapelie:

onlyniceandgaystuff:

some highlights

Let me eat egg

(Source: macross-82, via slorpjuice)

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Dec 12, 2018

snarthurt:

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

(via concernedelk)

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Dec 11, 2018

positive-memes:

The perfect recipe

(via slorpjuice)

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Dec 11, 2018

peachgameboycolor:

tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u

(Source: hcneysuck1e, via slorpjuice)

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Dec 11, 2018

scoobandshagtalk:

crunch crunch

(via slorpjuice)

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Dec 11, 2018

thatsbelievable:

Notice

We owe a debt to the bees that can never be repaid, however, they have asked for 8.9 billion dollars anyway.

(Source: thatsbelievable, via slorpjuice)

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Dec 11, 2018

colbycub:

hotephoetips:

wisforwonder:

This is my new favorite video

Killin’ it in the AutoZone

(via littlesciencegirl)

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Dec 11, 2018

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

Maisy the Mouse oh my god

oh my god

(via joshpeck)

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Dec 10, 2018

milamaiart:

If I were a German duck, I’d live here too 😍 (by Milamai)

(via wordstoglanceat)

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Dec 10, 2018

unclefather:

theproofisinthesloth:

over-sleep:

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

(Source: twitter.com, via bob-belcher)

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Dec 10, 2018

lyriform:

if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)

(via fernbabie)

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Dec 06, 2018

tiny-septic-box-sam:

meco-official:

meco-official:

great-tweets:

[source]

FREE HIM

HE CAME BACK

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

(Source: twitter.com, via mionasg)

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Dec 06, 2018

a-yoda-a-day:

why am i, a gamer and perfect gentleman, denied coochie?

(via jigglypuffsvevo)

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Dec 04, 2018

imaginarycircus:

Someone stole a 21 foot hammer from the community center in Healdsburg, CA and it hasn’t been returned so someone else (I’m assuming) mysteriously installed a 3 foot nail that reads “BAIT” on its head.  (article)

(via rise-to-the-dead)

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Dec 04, 2018